A conversation with my Father

Whilst walking to my Nans, I asked him if i could go out to a concert with my friends Friday night,( a reasonable request!) this was his response...

Me: So, Dad. Everyones going to a concert in Camden Friday night and they have a spare ticket 'cos Hannah's grounded cos she did something, I don't know. (I always talk to much when I'm trying to convince him) So, can I go?

Dad: Camden? No way, it's too far. And too late. And I've given you a lot of money this week. (excuses!)

Me: What money? Dad you didn't even give my train fair this morning! (I was going to the dentists) 

Dad: Well... Well, yeh, I gave you £20 last month and another tenner last week! (2 months ago he gave me £20!)

Me: So, you'll think about it?

Dad: Don't tell me what I have to do!

Me: But can you please think about it?

Dad: Leave me alone! Maybe. 

(10 minutes later)

Me: So, are you thinking about it?

Dad: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING!